I miss my childhood... There weren't any tablets or phones when I was small. But now, all the people are looking at those small screens. 

And they forgot me!  They really and really forgot me. I started barking or something else, but that didn't work. At last, I entered the kitchen. What was my problem? I was hungry! And all the dog food was finished!

I wish I didn't step my foot into the kitchen. Now, I am preparing the meal! Actually, my first aim was to prepare dog food for myself, but these guys ate my dog food! And you can't believe but they loved it a lot. And since then, I am the chef. 

But I have some plans about this, and wanna share with u;

 PLAN-1
Tomorrow, while preparing the lunch, I'll put some venom in the food.

PLAN-2
I am going to burn the house and escape from the house. I am definitely sure that I am going to live happily in the shelter.
 
PLAN-3
I'll just murder all of them and escape.

PLAN-4
Forget about PLAN-3, blood makes me bad.

PLAN-5
This plan is to just about escaping, without murders.

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I decided to choose the fifth one. Without murders, without jail, a relaxed life forever. Well, I am escaping now, see you soon!