Hi, I can't talk well because we are flying in a rocket. (Boom sound) Ohh! Finally, we arrived on Mars. We looked at Earth. Wait! Ro-ro-rocket! Where is the rocket? Did it fall into space? Nooooo! I have wireless. I can use it to bring me a new rocket. My rocket fell down. "Sad, sorry, we don't have spare rockets. We can bring you one next year." What? How can I stay here for a year? I think I can't, but let's try.

First, let's move around. I found a place. Oh, this is very big. Who made this? Are there alien bodyguards? Yes, there are.
"Hi, aliens!"
"Hi, human!"
"What? Can you speak like us?" I asked.
"Of course," the alien said.
"Can I enter this place?"
"Yes, you can, but don't do anything wrong," the alien replied.
I entered and saw many doors and signs. One of the signs pointed to a football pitch, basketball pitch, and volleyball pitch. Of course, I chose the football pitch and opened the door. It's true—there is a football pitch! There are 21 aliens, and one team is full, but the other team has an empty spot for a striker. On our team, there are Ronaldo, Messi, Neymar, De Bruyne, Bellingham, Van Dijk, Rüdiger, Thiago Hernandez, Håland, and Donnarumma. Our team is very good, and the match started. I can't describe the entire match because it was so long, but it ended with a strange score of 10-9. We won, and I scored a hat trick! Then, I ate some food with them. They were good aliens, I think, because on Earth, some people say there are no aliens in the universe, and others say aliens are real. Yes, aliens are real because I was eating dinner with them!
Some people say that if aliens are real, they are scary, while others say they aren't scary. I think they aren't scary. At first, they looked scary, but later, you understand.
Remember, I'm in a big place. There are lots of houses or rooms to live in, like hotels. And remember again: I will stay on Mars for a year. I think I can stay here. I can go around sometimes, but I am living here.
A year later... oh, I'm so bored! There is a rocket. Wow, this is my rocket! I'm coming! Wait, I arrived at the rocket, and we are going! Bye, aliens!