My first year on Mars was wonderful, though I also had some problems. The first thing I did when I got to Mars was try communicating with the other aliens around me, but none of them spoke English. That was my first problem when I arrived on Mars. Luckily, a few days later, after I bought a house, I found out that the seller was an alien who spoke English.
His name was Mr. Rizzler, and he became my first-ever friend. He also taught me how to speak Alien.
He had some very interesting memories, like the time we went to an amusement park called Marsvados. It was so much fun! I also got Mr. Rizzler's phone number. In fact, I learned something incredible about him: he was over 22,000 years old.
Eventually, all that fun came to an end, and I headed back to Earth.
