I was doing my own thing when suddenly Elon Musk called me. There was a big dinner with popular celebrities, and they wanted me to be there too. I went to his expensive mansion and drank too much ayran, I guess. I woke up in SpaceX’s space station and realized Elon Musk had kidnapped me. He had sent me to Mars.

I was excited at first, but I got scared after I landed on Mars' surface. It was dusty and cold. It was hard to move in this suit and with Mars' gravity. I didn’t think I could live here for a year. I needed to use the bathroom, so I checked the spaceship. Fortunately, Elon was rich enough to provide a toilet.
My food and water were limited. I ate very rarely and didn’t cook meals with my food. It was hard to live there, but I somehow survived. The best part was the cash prize.